NIGHT SHIFT INC.

We never close. We never sleep. We never get paid.

Tower 24/7 · Floor 3 · Local time: --:-- · Status: OPEN

CLOCK IN $SHIFT

Origin

Nobody remembers when Night Shift Inc. was founded.

A raccoon sneaking through a dark office lobby with a flashlight toward a vending machine — The official story: one night, a raccoon broke into an empty office tower looking for the vending machine.

The raccoon staring wide-eyed at a glowing monitor full of green and red candles — On the way, he passed a monitor still glowing on the 3rd floor. Green candles. Red candles. A chart that never closed. He sat down *"just to check one thing."*

Years later, the raccoon slumped at the desk in a Night Shift hoodie, surrounded by empty coffee cups and cobwebs — That was years ago. He never left.

Others followed. Night owls. Insomniacs. Traders in other timezones. People who said "one more candle" and meant it as a lie.

Nobody hired them. Nobody pays them. But every night, they clock in.

This is Night Shift Inc.

Staff & Facilities

🦝 Rocco

Employee #000001. The first one in, the last one out. Actually, never out. Has seen every pump and every dump. Still here.

📄 Management

Never seen. Communicates exclusively through internal memos. Always watching.

☕ Bertha

The coffee machine on Floor 3. Has never been cleaned. Makes a concerning noise. Holds the company together.

A cheerful Day Shift worker in sunglasses relaxing on the grass in the sun while a tired raccoon glares from the office window

🌅 The Day Shift

They sleep at night. Check their portfolio once a week. Touch grass. We don't talk about them.

A cobweb-covered Night Shift alarm clock on a velvet pedestal behind ropes with a Do Not Touch sign, a nervous raccoon peeking at it

⏰ The Alarm Clock

Nobody here has ever heard it ring. Everybody fears it.

Exhausted raccoons standing around a boardroom table at 3 AM in front of a Q3 results chart where everything is down

🪑 The Boardroom

A huge table. No chairs. Meetings are held standing up, at 3 AM.

Employee Handbook

NIGHT SHIFT INC. — EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK1. Sleeping is not covered by your contract. 2. Salary is $0. This is non-negotiable. 3. "One more candle" is not a valid exit strategy. 4. Do not speak to The Day Shift about your positions. 5. Bertha is to be respected. Bertha is not to be cleaned. 6. Clocking out early is permitted. It is also remembered. 7. Management is always watching. Management does not exist. — Management

Ranks

Assigned at clock-in. Promotions are random. Just like your portfolio.

Intern	Just arrived. Still thinks they'll sleep soon.	50%
Night Guard	Watches the charts so nobody else has to. Nobody asked.	28%
Coffee Operator	Authorized Bertha access. A heavy responsibility.	12%
Shift Manager	Supervises the interns. Also unpaid.	7%
Regional Insomniac	Covers multiple timezones at once.	2%
CEO of Nothing	Runs a company that produces nothing. Respected by all.	1%

Join the Shift

Get a Solana wallet (Phantom, Solflare…).
Add some SOL.
Open $SHIFT on pump.fun and swap.
Clock in above. Post your badge. Welcome to the team.

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